Every year they gather, and every year no one cares. However, this year was different. Of course, I am talking about the annual gathering of the “Juggalos”, which takes place at Cave in the Rock, IL. People with painted clown faces meet for a weekend of unknown bands and finish off with a full set from the Insane Clown Posse. There seemed to be no issues until Tila Tequila took the stage.
Now, any man should enjoy her performance. Her singing skills may be god awful, but she does have a gorgeous body. This should make these “people” happy. They consider themselves “different” and “special”, well, they truly showed it.
Once Tila took off a shirt (something that would keep my attention) the fans started turning against her performance. It was reported that they threw rocks, and bottles filled with urine and fecal matter from the porter potty.
First off, what kind of person picks up fecal matter from a porter potty? I’ll tell you who, a juggalo. This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard a group do. Green Day, for instance, had mud thrown at them at Woodstock ‘94, the Blues Brothers had glass thrown at them through a cage (movie), but not someone’s poo. Poo. It baffles me that anyone would stoop this low. Honestly, other than the obvious Vanilla Ice, (who was in attendance and did not have any problems) what person sings so poorly that it would make you have the urge to run to the nearest porter-potty, grab some nice, heaping piles of human excrement, and throw it at someone? Not to mention the poor security guards, who had to stand in front of that no talent poo magnet and knock down anything that came her way. Trying to diffuse the issue, Tom Green, a former comedian who has not been relevant since the movie Road Trip, came on stage to try to take attention off of her, but to nobody’s surprise, the man who wrote an entire song dedicated to his butt did not help anything.
Even when the performance ended, the Juggalos followed her to her in trailer and broke the windows while she was inside, according to websites. I understand these people are drunk, teenaged, and future inmates of the Illinois correctional system, but they assaulted her. Tila is in the process of suing the festival and stated through her twitter account that the festival will be bankrupt.
Who is to blame for this ordeal? You decide. She could have gotten off stage at any point, and the people who signed her could have known she did not fill the “MO” of the juggalos.
If you try to find a picture of her face, she looks pretty banged up. I have no respect for these people and never will. They wonder why people think of them so differently. Well, after Tila’s performance, they should now know.
By the way, the song she was singing at that time is actually kind of catchy, and by catchy, I don’t mean catching poo…
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